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I used to be so awesome at doing things and then making people look at them online, but that's really gone downhill in recent years. SOOOOO, the only sensible thing to do in this HAVE MORE THINGS TO NEGLECT.

So feel free add me to your other various lists!

Facebook : www.facebook.com/pages/J-Fuchs…

Tumblr : dustyartwork.tumblr.com/

Sketchblog : inguen.blogspot.com/

Cibus Molestus ; In Praise of Bad food and Worse Beverages : cibusmolestus.blogspot.com/

Unseen Anatomy (photoblog) : unseenanatomy.tumblr.com/


AND INTRODUCING THE BADASSEST BALLS EVER, DANGERBALLS : danger-balls.blogspot.com/


PS What is going on with the mood choices these days? I just want like, a smiley face or something, not a visual novel.

Pretty much. So if you for some reason aren't watching her yet, go do it!



And go see her amazing THREE DEE PEAS!!!! They're my Killer Peas from this painting. AND THEY'RE AWESOME!!! I don't know how the hell she does it.





And since I'm doing my once a year check in, I may as well show you what's been keeping me away from the internet (frown, frown). Some of the accessories I designed're starting to make it's way thru production-bags takes a long time...this is all stuff I designed last winter. Altho, if you wander around a Hot Topic, there's a ton of smaller (pins, patches, keychains, generalized random crap) LF stuff that I probably touched at some point. We have a crapload of licensed stuff happening right now.

But here's a couple of my favorite things that were just me, and are Hello Kitty, who doesn't like Hello Kitty. Check the links while they last:

HELLA HELLO KITTY BAGS


A buncha cute clear totes..


some green girly stuff..


and a collection involving popsiclage..





So anyway, that's what I've been up to. Unfortunately, that's about ALL I've been up to. It's been cool, but the plan as of now is to find something part-time-ier and get back to shows and that kinda stuff. Speaking of, I am doing a couple things right now:

Alphacult 'Up, Up, and Away' show: alphacult.com/alphacult/HomePa…

Flyover Gallery 'In Flight Movie' show, in Oct www.flyovergallery.com/origina…

and Creep Machine is featuring me in Sept: www.creepmachine.com/

So, until probably next year, knowing me, peace out.

Thanks so much to everyone who's stopped by, or fav'd, or commented recently! I appreciate it so much.

ALSO, I am going to get back to the comedy journal updates soon, I've just been too busy in all directions lately to collect my thoughts enough to write anything.

But rest assured I have LOTS of stories left, involving an exciting variety of things, like disembodied body parts, and airbrushed hair-wizards.

Sorry to disappear on ya there, an actual real job where everyday people will physically see with their eyeballs the things I make came up on my all out of nowhere last week.

So, in a couple weeks, I'll be designing tshirts & accessories & that sort of whatnot. What's awesome about this, you ask? I'll tell you:About 80% of their clothes are made especially for Hot Topic. Could this possibly be any more hilarious and perfect? I don't think so. They also do stuff for Urban Outfitters and the liscensed candy-company/movie/whatever type stuff, but that's not as entertainingly goofy. I sincerely hope I get to work on the HT stuff.

My goal here is to engineer an obnoxious cutesy character trend of epic proportions. I want to be the architect of a truly inescapable wave of pop design, and I want to climb a tree and cling to the top branches, lemur-like, and laugh and laugh and laugh as it drowns you all. It will be beautiful and amazing and hopefully incorporate the Hentai Tentacle Death Bunnies.

So if I'm not around as much, it's not for lack of love, it's just that evil comes first, you know how it is. And if you don't....oh, you will.

A tale of eyeballs, mutilation, and a fishtank full of sextoys and neon. With pictures!

Click here for the Tale of One-Eyed Willy!